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ClearPlay

I do not mind telling you that my initial experience with this company was not a positive one. I bought a ClearPlay machine and had a heck of a time getting it to work. I went through two different machines in the span of 8 months! I admittedly thought it was a good concept with poor manufacturing and was about to give up on it entirely -- but they convinced me to try out their new HD player and I'm glad I did. I have not had a single problem with it. The firmware installed properly, the filters load without me having to manually prod them to, and none of my disks have frozen up or skipped in the player.
 
There is a new design for the machine and it comes from a different (and obviously more reliable) manufacturer. I discovered that my older machine, a flimsy and finicky piece of "junk," was actually made in China -- which explains a lot. I've heard that a lot of people have problems with that particular player and no one seems to have had any trouble with the new HD. It should hook up to any normal television but works best with flat screens. I actually haven't even hooked up a HD cable (too lazy to go out and buy one) but the picture is still MUCH IMPROVED from the other player.
 
One might wonder why I bother at all? Well, I have viewing standards! I don't like to watch movies and have my ears burn from foul language, or tempt my mind with glamorized and often overly graphic depictions of fornication and adultery. In fact, in the last year almost all the newer films I have reviewed have been watched on this machine -- saving me the hassle of content while still permitting me to view and enjoy and even review the most recent blockbusters. The company does not have everything (I am still hoping at some point they decide to edit Showtime's The Tudors) but it has everything that is popular enough to warrant attention -- and then some. It is a little pricey but for parents, discerning young people, or just individuals who are tired of the f-word ruining their favorite movies, it's well worth it in the end -- provided, of course, this new machine continues to work like a charm.
 

When you purchase a ClearPlay DVD Player, you have access to over two thousand movie titles. Depending on your chosen settings for Violence, Bloodshed, Sexual Content, Nudity, Profanity, etc., you can ensure the removal of all select offensive content. It is one of the best parental resources out there and best of all, it's legal, since you are not altering the source material, just what plays on your screen.

 

If you have neither the time nor the resources to edit movies yourself, this is a nice option. Plus, it retains the excellent quality of the original material so your movies come out looking amazing on your flat screen. (Watching Shakespeare in Love on it is a visual dream.)

 

How It Works

 

When you load a DVD into the ClearPlayer, a menu comes up asking if you would like to play it with a filter or not. There are four settings for each category -- None (no filter), Mild (only removes extreme instances), Moderate (takes out portions of content), or Heavy (removes everything offensive). Each are interchangeable based on the film and you can set them to default or fiddle with them each time. (For example, I don't like the gore in Gladiator but do not mind a little innuendo, so I turn off one filter and set the other higher.)

  

Some movies have more obvious cuts than others but the editors have attempted to keep the original structure of the film without sacrificing major plot points. Based on the individual DVD, I sometimes experienced two-second pauses or jumps, but with most disks it is unnoticeable depending on your settings and the content you are filtering. (The battle scenes in King Arthur are a little jumpy since we never see blood spurt, but The Duchess's removal of sexual content is virtually unnoticeable.)

  

Each player comes with a free online trial -- you go onto their website and download the complete collection of filters to a USB stick that comes with the player. New movie filters are based on the amount of requests, popularity, or the cast, and often appear within 48 hours of the DVD release. 

  

Testing it Out

  

I tried out several movies on mine before writing this review:

 

The Duchess -- saw this with friends, on the "heavy" setting; it was completely family-friendly

The Golden Age -- this one was surprisingly flawless, on a "moderate" setting.

Shakespeare in Love -- heavy settings, a touch obvious in the editing but still appropriate

Moulin Rouge -- on a "moderate" setting, this film is still racy (and includes the attempted rape)

Girl, Interrupted -- lots of mutes of course, but a decent job overall

The Reader -- rather choppy in places, but contains nothing offensive

John Adams -- brilliant (set the "no nudity" and "no sex" option)

  

Minor Complaints

  

E-mail tech support is not encouraged, since it can take up to a month to receive a response, but I HIGHLY recommend calling their support line. Just not at night, as you can wait for a call back up to an hour. If you call during the day, you get help immediately. They are friendly and helpful and usually got my problems sorted out in short order.

 

I will also express disappointment that you cannot opt out of homosexual content. It can be "toned down" (graphic scenes are removed and/or trimmed) but it would be nice to go without it altogether if that is your preference.

 

You also have to buy a subscription ($7/mo) to continue using filters.

 

Conclusion

  

This is an excellent option for parents (you can set parental controls so it won't play anything without a password) and individuals who simply do not want to go through the time-consuming process of editing their own DVD's. The nice thing about it is that the quality of the image is very good, much higher than your typical DVDR burn-off with an edited disk. Once I got it working properly, I had no complaints. Some movies still aren't completely "family friendly," but this does help a lot.

 

Take the time to visit ClearPlay's website and read more about it.

 
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