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ALVIN
& THE CHIPMUNKS
REVIEWED
BY CHARITY BISHOP
Our
rating: 5 out of 5
Rated:
If there is
one thing that gets to me, it's talking animals. From Babe to Charlotte's
Web, I am a sap when it comes to cute little furry things talking in
high-pitched voices. I knew when I saw the trailer for Alvin and the
Chipmunks that I was going to have to see it, even if it required
begging, borrowing, or stealing a child in order to do it. I didn't have
to take a kid with me, and it turns out I wasn't the only adult in the
theater without them, either.
Life is
relatively simple for the Chipmunks as winter sets in. They are storing up
nuts for the long, cold months ahead and singing while they work. But then
disaster sets in, or at least the beginnings of a great adventure: their
tree happens to be on a tree farm, and it is now tall enough to be cut
down and sent to the big city in the hopes of winding up in someone's
front room. Only it winds up in the workplace, the center of attention for
everyone coming into the musical recording studio. One of the hapless
individuals passing beneath its evergreen branches happens to be Dave
(Jason Lee). All he wants to do is sell his music, but his
"buddy" Ian (David Cross) makes it absolutely clear that his
music stinks, that he doesn't have the voice for it, and he should quit
trying to become a composer and find something more worthwhile to do with
his life.
Dejected
and ticked off at this massive rejection, Dave snatches up a basket of
goodies off the nearest desk and makes a run for the front door -- little
knowing that he has three hitchhikers along for the ride. Upon returning
home, he is introduced to the latest members of his household: the bookish
and shortsighted Simon (Matthew Gray Gubler), the rambunctious Alvin
(Justin Long), and the plump food-loving Theodore (Jesse McCartney). Not
about to have talking rodents taking over his house, Dave tosses them out
into the rain -- and mournfully, shivering, they start to sing. It doesn't
take Dave long to realize he has a potential hit on his hands, the
Chipmunks to begin scheming how to make Dave part of their family, and Ian
to try and figure out how much money he can make off the little fuzz balls.
It would have
been all too easy for the studios to make this film inappropriate, to
throw in some innuendo or overtly crude jokes, but it is wonderful stuff.
I could not be more pleased with it, because it's a film that children and
adults alike are going to enjoy. I cannot stress how adorable the
chipmunks are. Animation just does not cut it anymore, but "live
animation" and CGI make these three of the cutest little creatures
you will ever see, right up to the fluffy tails and enormous eyes. The
antics they get up to are fun for parents and kids alike, from the
instance in which they taste caffeine and go crazy in the recording
studio, to their concert performances in shiny little flak jackets. The
dialogue is also quite snappy as well, full of great one liners and good
comebacks, and it has a good plot, albeit one that has been done before.
Still, you come to hate Ian long before the end -- or before he is mean to
Theodore, an instance that set up a chorus of angry mutters from the
audience.
Most
of the original songs are intact but when on their own, the chipmunks like
to groove to tunes by the Pussycat Dolls and other modern artists with
"iffy" lyrics (nothing too bad). Ian encourages Theodore to
spank himself for a music video. Bare midriffs are shown on background
dancers. Dave discovers a drawing of "Theodore's fat butt" on
one of his presentation boards. When Dave yells at the chipmunks, Theodore
is so scared he leaves a pellet on the couch. Simon jams it in his mouth
to assure Dave it is a raisin, then spits it out when Dave is no longer
looking. One of the chipmunks passes gas.
It's not often
that a kid's movie is so cute that I walk out hoping to see it a second
time, or even planning to one day purchase the DVD, but Alvin and the
Chipmunks was a part of my childhood growing up. More than that, it
was a part of my parents' childhood, and it's always nice when a recent
remake lives up to the sweetness of its predecessors.
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