cast: Christopher Walken, Danny
DeVito, Michelle Pfeiffer, Michael Keaton
Our rating:
3 out of 5
Rated: PG13
reviewed by Charity Bishop
Tim Burton does most of his movies in the same fantastic gothic style, from the
morose, haunted exteriors to the dark underbelly of humanity. Much like
Sleepy Hollow and many of his other achievements, Batman Returns is a
sadistic, funny, and often entertaining glimpse into how he views the world of
the illusive Bruce Wayne, and the crew of mischievous villains pitted against
him in a battle for the heart of Gotham.
When a grotesque, disfigured child is born to a pair of snobby
upper-crust socialites, the wealthy duo have no choice but to attempt to
rid themselves of the scandalous baby. This is accomplished by taping
him inside a basket and throwing it into the river, where it seeps down
into the sewers. Years later, the malformed boy has grown into a
psychotic fiend known as the Penguin (Danny DeVito). Determined to be
accepted into society as a normal human being, he takes it upon himself
to influence wealthy and corrupt businessman Max Shreck (Christopher
Walken) into assisting his rise in power. Without much choice unless he
wants to be snack food for the Penguin's group of loyal and attentive
circus performers, Max stages and elaborate kidnapping of the mayor's
child in order to give Penguin the credit of coming to the rescue.
Max's corruption is evident to no one outside the office, but his
emotionally abused secretary Selina (Michelle Pfeiffer) happens to
discern a little too much of his business ambitions. Rather than go
through the stress of paying her to keep silent, Max simply throws her
out an upper story window, little knowing that her empathy with felines
will grant her cat-like abilities sufficient enough to provide him with
a problem, and draw the attention of Batman (Michael Keaton). Little
does Batman's alternate identity know that he's falling in love with the
very same coy female by day as he is battling at night. The result is a
very dark film with powerful psychological strings attached that is more
about the villains than the heroes. Indeed, we don't even see much of
Bruce Wayne outside the bat suit.
Burton has done a good job creating an atmosphere that is cool enough to
counter the corny plot twists and lines that abound in the script.
Walken's diabolical Max storms about in spats with wild white hair. The
Penguin is so grotesque and repulsive that you cannot help being
fascinated with him. And Catwoman is, well, the cat's meow, with enough
purring charm and a slightly wicked side to make her the most memorable
character of the litter. As is par for the course in most of these hammy
early films, there are a lot of flat jokes and quite a bit of sexual
innuendo. Penguin desires Catwoman, who refuses to have anything to do
with him, and prefers battling Batman on darkened roofs and seeing how
many of her nine lives she can use up in the meantime. She stalks around
in black leather with a whip, and trades innuendos with her co-stars.
Selina and Bruce get rather frisky on the couch before each realizing
that to go much further would reveal various combat scratches and
bruises, so they take a rain check on lovemaking. There is an abundance
of violence, from explosions and kidnappings to individuals being
stabbed, kicked through windows, flung from rooftops, and smacked
around. Penguin spits up black blood just before he dies. Someone is
electrocuted, leaving only a smoldering corpse. Gunfire is traded on
occasion. I must admit, corny as it was at times, it was also a lot of
fun, a flick that you wouldn't go to any great lengths to watch but was
enjoyable as long as it played. The premise intrigued me, and the
characters were nothing if not complex. I almost wish they would hire
Burton to do further prequels.