Hitchhiker's
Guide to the Galaxy
Our rating: 3 out of 5
Rated: PG
reviewed by: Shannon H.

Science fiction fans may have read the novel by the late Douglas Adams
titled A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy and enjoyed the
exploits of unexpected space travelers trying to find the meaning of
life, as well as gather information for a new edition to a book with the
same name as the novel. It has been made into a couple made-for-TV films
for British television (Douglas Adams is British) and now it is a motion
picture.
Arthur Dent (Martin Freeman), an average, everyday kind of guy, is seen
getting up and getting ready for his day. As soon as he starts brushing
his teeth, he notices that there were loud sounds being made outside his
home. He goes outside to investigate only to find that there were
bulldozers surrounding his house. The construction foreman tells Arthur
that they are going to bulldoze his home to make way for a new
interplanetary highway. Arthur protests this by saying down in the
pathway of the construction equipment until his friend Ford Prefect (Mos
Def) stops by to tell him that the world was going to end. Ford also
tells Arthur that he lived in Earth for 15 years and prior to that, he
was a space alien (Arthur thought he was an out-of-work actor). After
chugging a couple pints of beer as their last earthly drink, the two
hitch a ride onto a neighboring alien spacecraft where Ford tells his
friend Arthur that he's gathering information to write a new edition of
the book "A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy." Arthur, still in his
pajamas, bathrobe, and holding a towel, is still angry because his home
had to be bulldozed and Ford still had to remind him that the earth was
now destroyed.
Unfortunately, the spaceship they landed on belonged to a grotesque
alien race called the Vogons. Arthur and Ford were soon captured and
were tortured by having to listen to one of the Vogons recite poetry
(according to the hitchhiking guide, Vogon poetry is the third worst in
the world). After that, they were catapulted into the vacuum of space,
they were not expected to survive but by chance, they landed into
another space ship where they met the zany and arrogant Zaphod
Beeblebrox (Sam Rockwell), the president of the Galaxy, and his earthly
girlfriend Trillian a.k.a Trisha McMillan (Zooey Deschanel), whom Arthur
met at a Halloween party months ago but never got a chance to hook up
with her. Also on board was Marvin, a robot with severe, clinical
depression.
Once everyone is acquainted with one another (Ford knew Zaphod as an old
friend), Arthur "the Earthman" learns the ropes about life in space and
and how bad the Vogons really are. They travel to a couple of planets,
one in particular called Magrathea where no one is alleged to have lived
there for 5 million years. All through their zany adventures, Arthur and
Co. learn the meaning of life, alien intelligence, and why the earth was
blown up. Still, Arthur's feelings for Trillian (formerly Trisha
McMillan) start to grow when Trillian finds out how much of a jerk
Zaphod really is. The film is rated PG but toes the line between a PG
and a PG-13. It's implied that Zaphod and Trillian have "shacked up"
together on a spaceship. Zaphod tries on Trillian's underwear just for
kicks. Arthur goes into the bathroom for something and accidentally runs
into Trillian in the shower (only her shoulders are seen). There are
three uses of the word "hell" (and a bleeped out F-word in the DVD
outtakes). There isn't much Christian content. The film points out that
mankind is a 5'11" ape creature. There are some viewpoints as to whether
or not God exists (in the hitchhiking guide, one space author was
considered controversial for writing anti-God literature). There is a
scene where some priest named Humma Kavula (John Malkovich) is seen
leading his congregation into prayer to some higher being named
Arkleseizure.
I liked the film to a certain extent. It was funny and it stayed true to
Douglas Adams' book as much as possible with the exception of a couple
of scenes and sub-plots (the scene with Humma Kavula is not in the book
but was a part written especially for John Malkovich). However, it is
still lackluster, being the fact that it wasn't side-splitting
hilarious. Mos Def is terribly miscast as Ford Prefect because he just
couldn't act the part (I expected some mad-scientist type). ne of
the good parts of the film is the catchy song at the beginning, sung by
dolphins who allegedly were in a plot to test the intelligence of humans
("So long, so long, so long and thanks...for all the fish") as well as a
part of the film where a whale falls from the sky and asks the ground to
be friends with him before he is killed on impact. Hitchhiker is
funny for those who like science fiction or who, like me, have read the
novel but be wary of some of the evolution themes of the film.

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