Indiana
Jones & the Last Crusade (1989)
Our rating: 3 out of 5
Rated: PG13
reviewed by: Carissa Horton
Its the year 1912 and young Indiana Jones (River Phoenix) starts off his
adventurous career with a bang. Treasure hunters have located the Cross of
Coronado in Utah, and who else would happen to be out on a horseback trip with
his fellow scouts. Yes, its Indy. Knowing the cross belongs in a museum and not
a rich mans pocket, Indy snatches the cross from the table, and is then forced
to run for his life. In this sequence, we learn how Indy becomes the Professor
Jones we know today, right down to his fear of snakes and his use of a bullwhip.
Twenty-six years pass and Indy (Harrison Ford) has only just
recovered the Cross of Coronado so it will have its rightful place in a museum.
Well, better late then never, and one chapter of his life is finally closed,
much to his relief, and just in time for another adventure to track him down.
Walter Donovan, a well-known collector of antiquities, has Indy brought to his
home where he reveals a sandstone tablet with intricate instructions on the
location of the Holy Grail. Fascinated as he is, Indy refuses the job at first,
until he learns that his father, Henry Jones (Sean Connery) has gone missing in
the search for the Grail. With his dads Grail diary in hand and old friend
Marcus Brody to assist him, Indy heads off to Venice where he attempts to pick
up his fathers trail. Prof. Jones partner, Dr. Elsa Schneider offers her
assistance and they examine the library where Henry Jones was last seen.
Through an amazing coincidence Indy manages to unearth the
second marker needed to find the Grail. After nearly losing
their lives, being chased by Guardians of the Grail, and
accidentally misplacing Marcus, Indy and his compatriots learn
where Professor Jones Sr. is being held; a castle located on the
Austrian-German border. Getting into the castle with Elsa is no
problem, but discovering its run by Nazis puts a damper on the
ability of escaping with Professor Jones, particularly when Indy
is betrayed into Nazi hands by one of their party who shall
remain nameless. However, thanks to Indy, the Grail diary is
useless to the Nazis for a map was torn out and given to Marcus
Brody for safekeeping (not exactly the smartest move in the
world, for Marcus is an academic and not very adept at escaping
trouble).
Despite Indy's attempts at sidetracking them, Marcus is
discovered and captured, right under the nose of Sallah (John
Rhys-Davis), a faithful ally of Indy's. Father and son make one
of the most humorous escapes in history, then head to Berlin to
recover the diary taken by the Nazis. (It turns out the diary is
indeed needed to get by three challenges before reaching the
Holy Grail.) Their escape plan seems to be going rather well;
they have passage in a dirigible out of Germany and the Grail
journal is safe and sound. That is until the dirigible is turned
back toward Germany and they are forced to vacate it in an
airplane which was fastened to the bottom. Indy's father and
Marcus are caught, then rescued at least twice, before they
finally make their way to the Canyon of the Crescent Moon,
marked in the diary's map. All Indy need do now is evade the
enemy and locate the Holy Grail. No small task, but for Indy it
should be a piece of cake, right? I think you'll be surprised!
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade is on the minor side of
PG13. Had it been made today, I'm sure it would have earned the
rating, but the good outweighs the bad which makes it most
entertaining. There are a few faults, naturally, such as one
prolonged kissing scene between Indy and Elsa. A few swear words
are scattered throughout such as d*mn and some abuses of Jesus
name. (However, I was impressed that Indy's father rebuked him
for blasphemy, though a facial slap was hardly necessary.) Its
also obvious that Elsa slept with both Indy and his father.
Nothing is ever shown, but the innuendo says it all. The
violence it what you really need to watch out for. Many vehicles
are blown to smithereens, gunshots are shown entering and
exiting bodies, a mans head is sliced off and rolls down some
stairs (there's no blood), and another man hideously shrivels
and dries up in vivid detail. There's also a scene when Indy and
Elsa are nearly burned alive along with hundreds of rats.
Despite the few problems and violence (which most people can take)
this is a thoroughly enjoyable movie. Of course I don't believe
in the Holy Grail, but it makes for a fascinating storyline. The
relationship between Indy and his dad is tense at times, but in
the end you see how much they truly love each other. Harrison
Ford and Sean Connery are the best father and son team I have
ever seen in a movie, and they share so many uproarious moments
you cant help but laugh. I was enthralled with the many twists
and turns of the plot, and the ending caught me completely off
guard. This really is a must-have for any Harrison Ford fan
(myself included).
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