Every
once in awhile a movie will come along that tries to play off old clichés like It's
a Wonderful Life. A few succeed, but rarely do they have an original premise.
The Kid is one of those few exceptions. Just mysterious enough to keep
adults guessing, and humorous enough for everyone else, it's generally a fun
movie with only a few flaws. Russell
Duritz (Bruce Willis) is the kind of guy who has it altogether except for his attitude. As an
"independent image consultant," he is used to giving people advice.
This high-profile job has gotten him recognition, praise, and a huge condo full
of expensive toys. But it's also done a number on his personality, turning him
into The Grinch Next Door. Even his loyal camera girl, Amy, has a hard time
liking him sometimes.
Russell's
father has been reaching out to make amends for past problems, but our all
around jerk has no intention of patching up the relationship. Instead, he books
first-class tickets and gives a wrestling pro a hard time over gaining a few
pounds. His overworked, underpaid and little-appreciated secretary Janet is just
about ready to throw him and his cell phone through the nearest window when
something happens to change Russell's life forever. After a hard day of work, he
comes home to find that his house has been broken in to... by a kid. Witnessing
some bizarre phenomena, Russell concludes that it's stress and begs his
therapist for something to make the hallucinations go away. But the kid comes
back... in fact, he moves in. Russell finds something creepy and familiar about
the kid who calls himself "Rusty" (Spencer Breslin).
The single possibility is too
incredible to believe... that this child is himself, somehow transported through
time. But for what purpose? All the kid does is demean his job, rag on the fact
that he doesn't have a dog, and calls him a "chick-less, dog-less
looser." I'm
sure you can see where this is going, but it takes a few unexpected twists and
turns along the way. The Kid is the kind of movie that's a lot of fun
while it lasts, but leaves only a few lingering thoughts to ponder when the
credits roll. It's on the same wave length with Disney's The
Princess Diaries and The Rookie... for
the most part, family-friendly if slightly sarcastic. This one is a bit more
mean-spirited than the others, if only for its constant demeaning of the
character of Russell... even if it is by alternate egos. I was a little
disturbed by all the "jerk," "loser," "fat boy"
insults flying about.
Bruce
Willis seems to have ignored the unspoken law of Hollywood: "don't work with
children or animals." He's gone straight from Haley Joel Osment in The
Sixth Sense to Spencer Treat Clark in Unbreakable,
and now to Spencer Breslin in The Kid. But
the nice thing is that Willis holds his own. He's a total, complete jerk... and
yet we can't help liking him. His secretary is downright hilarious, and even Amy
gets in a few good lines in between the banter and thematic climax. Content-wise,
aside from the insults mentioned above, The Kid is fairly light. There
are a few gay jokes and some mildly crude dialogue (a woman sarcastically
remarks that she should have worn her "magic bra and panties," and a
mention is made of "fart bubbles"). There is some mild abuse of deity
and the expression "Holy Moses." The guys are shown from behind
standing at urinals. In addition, the whole premise never explains itself. With Frequency,
the film it's been compared with, at least we knew how it happened. The Kid
never gives us the whole picture. If you
can overlook some minor flaws and stomach a few insults, The Kid is a
fun, funny and almost intelligent movie that isn't afraid to laugh at itself.
Not for everyone, but it will touch a few hearts.