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JURASSIC
PARK: THE LOST WORLD REVIEWED
BY CHARITY BISHOP
Our
rating: 3 out of 5 Because
of: violence, thematic elements
Rated:
They
chomp, stomp, and roar. They're huge, loud, obnoxious, and deadly.
They've also been extinct for thousands of years... or have they? If
you're prone to nightmares or loathe the idea of a T-Rex dining on
your dog, The Lost World may not be for you. But if you liked
the first one... yep, this one's right up your alley.
It's
been four years since Jurassic
Park. Dr. Ian Malcolm (Jeff Goldblum) never wants to see another dino
"in the flesh" again, but he's called in for a meeting
with the big shot, John Hammond (Richard Attenborough). Apparently Island One was just a
theme park... Island Two was where they bred the animals and raised
them from hatchlings. This unexplored island has over-flourished
with the population. Hammond
wants four researchers to visit "Exhibit A" and report
what they find. And he's just smart enough to figure out how to
weasel Ian into it... by sending on ahead his beautiful, talented,
and ingenious girlfriend Sarah (Julianne Moore).
Reluctantly, Ian agrees to tag
along, but only on a rescue mission. He knows the nightmares of
that island of horrors they left behind, a place where
meat-eating, sharp-clawed, large-toothed predators rule supreme. But
when he arrives, two things go horribly wrong... Sarah refuses to
leave, enthralled with the island... and his daughter Lex (Ariana
Richards) has stowed
away in the van. Things
go from bad to worse when the island is invaded by Hammond's nephew,
a privateering opportunist who desires to resurrect a new Jurassic
Park right in the middle of San Diego. His plans are to bring over
one creature in each sub-species... including a baby T-Rex. Their
foolish attempts to lure the parents of the Rex out into the open
spiral off a nightmare for Ian and his team of researchers.
The baby
is brought to the trailer for a splint on its broken leg, and mom
and dad aren't too happy with the arrangement. They
maul the trailer, eat one of his men, and cause chaos. The Rex has enlarged
its territories to include the cliffs. The explorers have to move
inland with the larger group of privateers to send out a radio signal for
help. The further inland they get, the fiercer the meat-eaters. Everywhere they
turn the group are sitting ducks. T-Rex's have
long memories... they're coaching Junior for revenge. Who will make
it? Who won't? Or perhaps the question should be, can the audience
stand it? The thousands of people that flocked to the box office
confirmed this: yes, we can take anything... even if it's a virtual
bloodbath.
Language-wise
the film is fairly clean with only a few profanities (much less than
I anticipated). There's no sensuality, immodesty, or even kissing.
But where Spielberg held off in some departments, he pushed the
boundaries of others. We never actually see the deaths of dozens of
"expendable" sub-cast (well, except for the rare occasion
when Mom and Dad tear a man in half on-screen) but the knowledge of what just
happened is enough to make anyone grit their teeth. Several times
people are grabbed by the arm, leg, or middle and drawn up out of
the camera range before a sickening crunch; a few instances occur
near water, which then streams red with their newly spilled blood. (One
scene involves a waterfall turning into a bloodbath when one of the
group is driven right into the jaws of a Rex after a poisonous snake
slips down the rocks into his shirt.)
Little
dinosaurs (about a foot in height and traveling in mass packs) follow and repetitively attack a man, finally mauling him
to death off-camera. Several times larger meat-eating dinosaurs
chase, jump on and around, and attack members of the cast. (A
chilling scene of people running through tall grass portrays these
creatures leaping up and tackling individuals at random.) Additionally, there's a scene in which the T-Rex shove the van off a
cliff, resulting in some injury to the occupants. Cars wreck,
buildings explode, and characters are vanquished left and right. It
takes awhile for the film to pick up momentum, dragging in the first
half hour or more, but when it finally does it's one disaster after
another that is actually a thrilling ride.
Many
people believe The Lost World should have been given a
more appropriate rating (R) but I disagree.
Reflecting on the action, it's pretty mainstream for a PG13.
Children (and some of us older kids) will no doubt be terrified by
the thrills and chills as they unfold, though more mature
audiences will be shaking their heads at the inevitable. If there's
a dark corridor, these guys will go into it. If there's a big
predator, these guys will find it. The stupidity of certain
individuals is enough to make a grown man cry. For
lovers of the original Jurassic Park, this one packs in the
action with a reasonably decent premise. For more conservative
viewers less excited about a bloodbath, this world may as well
remain lost.
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