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PRINCE
CHARMING
REVIEWED
BY STEPHANIE VALE
Our
rating: 2 out of 5 Because
of: sexual content, language
Rated:
An extreme
disappointment is the best way to describe this recent Hallmark film. The
story begins in Medieval England in the time of kings and castles. Two
neighboring kingdoms are seeking to end a long feud by marrying their son
and daughter. The problem: Prince John of Anwyn (Sean Maguire) is known
for his many extramarital indiscretions, and when he commits one right
before his upcoming marriage to Princess Gwendolyn (Christina Applegate),
Prince John and his squire Rodney (played by Martin Short) are turned into
frogs (called a "frogging," by a famous wizard's curse); until
the prince finds true love, (by convincing a maiden to kiss him, and then
to marry him), they will remain frogs for all eternity.
Fast forward to 21st century Manhattan, 500 years later: Prince John and
Rodney are still frogs, eking out a survival on insects and living in a
pond (a mishap has led them to Central Park in Manhattan from England).
One "lucky" day, they happen upon a woman and her
"live-in" boyfriend arguing, and she picks up frog Prince John
and, proving a point in her argument, gives him a kiss. Prince John and
Rodney are then magically transformed back into men, where they now have
until the next full moon (only a short time away) to find this woman
(Margo Stockard, played by Bernadette Peters) and convince her to marry
Prince John before they are both turned back into frogs for forever.
Margo is an
actor on Broadway, and she and her boyfriend Hamish (Billy Connolly) are
preparing for an upcoming play. Prince John and Rodney then come across
Kate Russell (again played by Christina Applegate) who drives a
horse-drawn buggy for hire; the two hire her to take them "to the
nearest castle" and later, to help them find Margo. After a few
"charming" moments intended to reason out why Kate is falling
for (bad boy turned good)"Prince" John, including: a swordfight,
his capture of a bicycle thief, and his newfound "respect" for
women, the story is brought to the point where "Prince Charming"
must decide between his true love Kate, and the "frogging"
curse, which tells him he must choose and marry Margo or become a frog
again for all eternity.
Prince John is quite the ladies man, sleeping with maids and wenches alike: the movie begins with the
supposed "Prince Charming" in a tavern, where he speaks with his squire, and then ends up leaving with
a woman. The scene cuts to the morning after, with the two still abed and the king coming. A few scenes
later, Prince John is again, doing things he shouldn't, as he rescues a woman from some soldiers,
and then proceeds to sleep with her in the bell tower (as we assume from the ringing of the bell, and the
sounds she makes) with his bride-to-be and her royal parents awaiting him below. There is also an abuse of
deity or two; they refer to a donkey as an "a*s" a few times, mention of
"keeping score" in reference to having sex with many women, a thief attempting to
steal a woman's bike; a swordfight between two men; some spells, potions, curses, and witchcraft and
wizardry (although fairly mild as movies go); and a woman who attempts to seduce a young man.
All in all, I
was very disappointed in this newest Hallmark film. I was expecting a
cute, possibly sweet romantic comedy about a man who is "Prince
Charming" to all, and instead got stuck watching a villainous ladies'
man who supposedly reforms. As Hallmark puts it, "a delightfully
different love story," and while definitely different, is certainly
not, (in my opinion), very delightful. My advice is to stay away, based on
the content and fact that the story overall is just not worth taking the
time to watch.
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