They
are violent. They are unpredictable. They are uncontrollable and
deadly. They are the harshest manifestations of nature ever
devised -- the word that sends a cold chill into the hearts of any
living being on this planet... Take a deep breath, watch the
skies, and delve into the world of violent storms with Twister,
the climatic blockbuster sensation that swept the world as
efficiently as a true tornado might.
Deep
in the heart of Tornado country, Jo Harding (Helen Hunt) and her cast of
weather experts are attempting to track the biggie -- an F5
twister capable of destroying anything or anyone in its path.
Watching an oncoming storm, they are hardly aware of the more
pressing conflict that is driving head-on to meet them. Jo's
ex-husband Bill (Bill Paxton) and his new betrothed, Melissa, are coming for a
signing of the final divorce papers. On their arrival, Bill
is enthralled to learn that his dream -- a way of possibly
predicting and preventing tornados -- has come to life under the
efficient fingers of Jo. Their
brainchild, an oddity entitled "Dorothy" will release
into the inner structure of the twister a series of small metallic
balls that will send intricate computer codes to the main PC on
the ground, therefore learning just what makes a twister tick...
or more appropriately, where it will strike next. Only one problem
-- to get it to work, it has to be left directly in the twister's
path.
This insane and possibly suicidal mission is fueled by Jo's
shadowed past. As a child, a storm came unexpectedly and she saw
her father sucked to his death in the twister's core. Now she
hopes to protect other families from a similar fate... if only to
give them brief warning beforehand. Bill
once more finds himself pulled into her world of destructive
nature patterns and haphazardly agrees to go along. As a minor
problem, they have scheming competition in the form of
half-scientist half-fortune-hunter Dr. Jonas Miller, one of Bill's
lifelong foes, who is determined to have his machine make history
before their own. Fasten your seatbelts -- the chase is on!
Despite
a fairly incredible pretext and many impossible situations, Twister
is a fairly good thriller. It bases itself pretty much on the
spectacular visual effects and manages to tack on a reasonably
decent plot and there's certainly nothing wrong with the acting!
The cast is excellent -- Helen Hunt is at her dazzlingly best and
reminded me somehow of the girl who played Joan of Arc for
Hallmark. There are no vile innuendos, sexual situations, or gay
characters to muddle the soup. However...
the film discredits itself entirely by the repetitive, profane
language. I stopped counting early on -- about every other word is
a misuse of God's name in some form or another, coupled with other
minor profanities and a few stronger ones (the most popular being
"son of a...").
Violence is wrapped in around every
sequence; one knows that whenever a slight break intrudes,
disaster will inevitably follow. The characters are often caught
up in the twisters themselves and yet are never seriously hurt --
no human being could survive through such violent opposing forces
at work. Parents
will be concerned by the force of the twisters themselves --
seeing both animals and people in peril; demolished houses, dark
skies and deadly paths. One car gets too close and is sucked up. A
huge tree branch thrown by the twister impales the driver's side
(apparently skewering him) before the car looses momentum and is
hurled a hundred feet to the ground, to explode in a bright ball
of orange flames. A man fights the storm before being swept up
into it; a truck is stuck in a ditch and then sucked up; people
take refuge in a pump house against the wind. There's some blood
and many scenes of animals in peril -- although thankfully most
escape unscathed.
In
short, Twister is a good film visually, but lies on morally
unstable ground. For those afraid of nature's darker side of those
who loathe hearing Jesus' name used in vain every two minutes,
this storm's bark is bigger than its bite.